Title: Beauty Queens Author: Libba Bray Published: 2011 by Scholastic Amazon Goodreads Synopsis: The fifty contestants in the Miss Teen Dream pageant thought this was going to be a fun trip to the beach, where they could parade in their state-appropriate costumes and compete in front of the cameras. But sadly, their airplane had another idea, crashing on a desert island and leaving the survivors stranded with little food, little water, and practically no eyeliner. What's a beauty queen to do? Continue to practice for the talent portion of the program - or wrestle snakes to the ground? Get a perfect tan - or learn to run wild? And what should happen when the sexy pirates show up? Welcome to the heart of non-exfoliated darkness. Your tour guide? None other than Libba Bray, the hilarious, sensational, Printz Award-winning author of A Great and Terrible Beauty and Going Bovine. The result is a novel that will make you laugh, make you think, and make you never see beauty the same way again |
Libba Bray is one of those authors that continues to blow me away at how fantastic her books are. Every book I read by her is totally different from the last and so completely fantastic. Beauty Queens was no exception.
What Libba Bray does so well as an author is write a genius
coming-of-age story but disguises it as something very different. In the case
of Beauty Queens that true heart of the story is hidden under layers of campy
and silly teenage beauty pageant contestants stranded on a deserted island. Like
all good books in the Contemporary genre this one walked the line between
lighthearted and funny moments with heavy moments that made you think.


As far as the plot of the book it was incredibly exciting.
There was so much mystery and action. At the start of the book I was convinced
that I had figured out the big twist, but in this case I was completely wrong
(that is rare). As the characters try to survive on the island they find out
that things there are much more sinister than they expected and so is the
sponsoring company known only as "The Corporation." Everything builds
to a thrilling and surprising conclusion that had me completely riveted. It had
as much action and explosions as it had talk about sequins and glitter.
I experienced this book as an audiobook, which I think was a
fantastic decision. Not only because it was narrated by the author herself and
if you've read some of my other audiobook reviews you know that I love that
because you really get the sense of the tone of the book. And Libba Bray was a
fantastic narrator. Her tone and inflection completely matched the campy but
serious aspects of the book. Plus her accents were fantastic! Her Texas accent
was understandably wonderful but so was her Valley Girl, ditzy Southern Belle,
and her sarcastic New England elitist. Each voice was so brilliant that it made
me want to have Libba Bray narrate my life, and look she agreed to it (Twitter
interactions are like an ironclad contract, right?). But the other reason that
I was so glad I listened to the audiobook is the format of the book. It was
completely perfect for an audiobook. With the alternating point of views,
frequent "commercial breaks," and footnotes explaining Corporation
products and television shows it seemed perfect for the audiobook format.
I recommend this book to anyone who likes Contemporary books, beauty pageant parodies like Miss Congeniality or Drop Dead Gorgeous, and anyone looking for a book with LGBT characters. It was the perfect book to conclude my March theme of island adventure and escape. If you've read Beauty Queens leave me a comment with your thoughts and of course HAPPY READING!