Top Ten Tuesday: What Makes Me Not Want To (And Want To) Read A Book

A weekly meme hosted by The Broke and the Bookish

Okay, so I didn't do a Top Ten Tuesday last week because I was traveling and super busy at work. SO this week I want to do both lists. This week it is about things that will make me instantly not want to read a book (which was surprisingly hard) and last week's was things that will make me want to read a book (which was surprisingly easy).

Ten Things That Will Make Me Not Want to Read A Book

1.) Aliens (especially invasions or abductions) - I have an irrational fear of aliens (especially if they are slimy and reptilian) so nope.

2.) Suicide/Dealing With Loss/ Most Serious Topics - I read books as an escape and I just don't want to read something super serious that will bum me out and make me cry.

3.) Road Trips - I want to go on one not read about one.

4.) Fae/Faeries - I only super rarely like books with faeries and they have to be dark murderous faeries.

5.) People almost kissing on the cover - This is a not so subtle cue that it's a romance and not my thing.

6.) Beauty and the Beast retellings - unpopular opinion, I seriously hate this romantic trope. It's a lazy hate to love if you ask me. #sorrynotsorry

7.) Good girl falls for a bad boy - see above. But also, ugh! Can the good girl be rebellious without dating someone who is a total jerk? Like why is this so popular? 

8.) Manic Pixie Dream Girl - if I even get a whiff of the girl saving an awkward or unpopular boy. Admit it. it's the reverse of the above trope and it's stupid.

9.) Books that say that they are "the next Harry Potter, Hunger Games, or Game of Thrones." - First of all those are big shoes to fill, second of all you are probably just a cheap knock off. 

10.) Overly special/perfect MC or romantic leads for no reason - this just screams annoying love triangle. Also characters who are perfect and good at everything are boring.

Bonus: A bad review from a blogger I trust - if my blogger friends or people who have the same opinions as me didn't like it I probably won't read it.

Ten Things That Make Me Want to Read a Book

1.) Mystery in the past/or anything that mentions the past and present - These are always the most me books. I love a good historical mystery and I can smell them a mile away.

2.) Unreliable narrators - I don't care how or why but if the main character and narrator doesn't remember or chooses not to be honest I am all aboard.

3.) Villains/Thieves/Rogues - I am a huge fan or main characters who subvert the law or conventions in some way. If the synopsis mentions that I'm in.

4.) Superpowers - These are always my favorite kind of magical systems. Plus I love books about superheroes or people with powers because it often explores good and evil.

5.) Magical lands/mysterious lands/alternate dimensions - I love these kinds of fantasies. World within a world, time travel, alternate dimensions. It leads to drama and fish out of water stories.

6.) Nerdy/Geeky Main Characters - These are the characters who it is easiest for me to relate to and if there is a book about them, especially a romance I'm interested.

7.) Historical fiction during specific time periods - I love historical fiction and if I see something that is set in Victorian, Edwardian, Regency, WWI, WWII late 18th century, early 20th century I will probably read it.

8.) Space Opera - Yeah, I know. I don't like aliens and road trips but I like space operas. It's weird, I don't get it either but I like Star Wars and Firefly and space operas are great.

9.) Revolution/Politics - This is mostly for fantasies but basically any genre fiction that mentions any kind of political intrigue or revolution that means drama and themes that I love. 

10.) Boarding schools - I love any kind of boarding school, magical or otherwise. But I am particularly excited if it is magical or weird in any way.

Bonus: A good review from a blogger I trust. if my blogger friends or people who have the same opinions as me love it, I probably want to read it.

There you have it. All the things that make me not want to read a book and want to read a book. What makes you not want to and want to read a book? Leave me a comment with your thoughts. Thanks for stopping by and HAPPY READING!

Discussion Post: Book Descriptions and Bookish Buzzwords

Kaitlin from Reading is My Treasure posted this tweet asking people to vote for what discussion post they would like to see. She had an amazing list and I cannot wait to see her next few discussion posts. But one of the things on her list made me think a lot about something that's been on my mind for awhile now. I've been considering doing a post discussing it and lately there have just been so many things I'm seeing about this topic. I've seen some tweets about this on Twitter, a post from Gillian at Writer of Wrongs, and a video from Lindsay Rey all on this idea. It's really two separate discussions but they go so well together in my mind that I had to combine them. So today I am going to be discussing, book descriptions and what I like and don't like about them.

First, the thing about book descriptions that I don't like. It's not necessarily a dealbreaker, but something that makes me groan whenever I see it. You know the moment, when you're scrolling through Goodreads and you see a book that looks interesting, so you click to learn more. That's when the awkward moment occurs. You see it, dun dun DUN... "This super popular thing meets this other unrelated super popular thing."

I mean I get it, you want to find an audience for the book, and you want to find the right audience. Comparing it to something similar and popular book, TV show, and/or movie will ensure that those fans take notice. But for me it can feel like pandering. It's almost like you are trying to take advantage of that cultural phenomenon. Not to mention that it makes it really hard to keep things mysterious. If I am already thinking about the similarities it's really hard to keep things secret. And in rare cases it can even spoil the book. Like if you are trying to keep the idea that there are vampires in your book secret, don't compare it to Dracula, I hated the dramatic irony in that book and I will hate in yours. And worse than that, it offers unfair comparisons for the new book for me. I know it's not right but if you are going to compare this book to something I love like The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, or Game of Thrones than I am going to expect it to be on that level. I will have really high expectations and that always leads to disappointment.

In general, I think that the best thing to do when it comes to book descriptions is to use certain words and phrases that will appeal to fans of a certain type of book just as much as the obvious comparison. Allow the reader to find their own references to their favorite type of books. I think most people will be able to do it. They'll be just as attracted to a book if it has a great cover, an intriguing tagline, and an interesting synopsis. There are certain buzzwords that will even allow us to make those comparisons ourselves. And even if we aren't able to figure it out completely we'll still be interested in picking up that book. So here is a list of some of my favorite buzzwords. I'm going to stick with SciFi/Fantasy because that is my favorite genre and also the genre I find most guilty of the comparison tactics.

1.) Thieves, Rogues, Spies, Assassins, Criminal

Why: These descriptors imply that the main character is on the dubious side of things, that they're against for the law and even above the law. Makes for a really interesting MC. These sorts of characters are my absolute favorites. I have never been disappointed by a lovable rogue. They're badass but funny characters and I love them!

Favorites: Throne of Glass, Sekret, A Darker Shade of Magic, The Lies of Locke Lamora

2.) Death, Dying, Killed, Murdered. Especially if there is mention of revenge or vengeance.

Why: Two reasons. First, if there is a lot of death and dying it's going to be a darker kind of story and I love that. Second, it tells me that no one is safe. And the idea of revenge because of a death usually has a great Heroes Journey and leads to a more interesting conflict for me.

Examples: The Young Elites, The Hunger Games, The Raven Boys

3.) Politics, Revolution, Uprising,
Oppressive Government

Why: Obviously this means political intrigue. I love my fantasy when it involves politics and/or overthrowing an oppressive government. It usually leads to odious characters and a lot of analysis of good and evil which often includes manipulation. And like the death descriptor it creates a great conflict within the book. I always love that.

Examples: Mistborn, Snow Like Ashes, The Darkest Minds

4.) Superpowers, Abilities, Powers

Why: This is just my favorite kind of magic system. It's not always the most creative but I still love it. There's so many different possibilities and it makes for more interesting magic. Elemental magic is hard to make creative for me but this kind of magic is the kind I adore. Even if it's as basic as telekinesis or mind-reading which you see a lot it's still really cool to me.

Examples: The Darkest Minds, Steelheart, Vicious, The Bone Season

5.) Magical Land, Mysterious Land, Alternate dimension. Especially if it says "finds themselves in."

Why: This one is simple. It typically means that it's a high fantasy and a world where magic is a normal occurrence which always makes for an interesting read for me. And I especially like it if there is an implication that it's a world within a world kind of thing because of the elements of contrast. 

Examples: The Magicians, A Thousand Pieces of You, NIL, A Darker Shade of Magic

6.) Star-Crossed Lovers, Thought Was Their Enemy, Should Have Never Met

Why: Because of the banter! No but seriously, I just love this romantic trope. It makes for lots of laugh out loud moments, internal struggle for the main characters, and a slowburn kind of romance that has me wanting to smoosh their faces together! 

Examples: The Young Elites, These Broken Stars, This Shattered World, Legend


7.)  A Historical Time Period. Bonus points if it is one of my favorite periods like the late 1700s, the mid to late 1800s, and the early 1900s. 

Why: Well my second favorite genre is Historical Fiction so there will always be a special place in my heart for Historical Fantasy. I love the world-building that combines something unknown with something known. And those particular periods are periods of a lot of transition so it makes for an interesting and complex story. Examples: The Falconer, Something Strange and Deadly, The Golem and the Jinni, A Great and Terrible Beauty

So those are my thoughts on book descriptions. How do you feel about the comparison between a new book and a really popular book that is similar? What are your favorite buzzwords. Leave me a comment with your thoughts. Thanks for stopping by and HAPPY READING!